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Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
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Flourish

Josh Beckett ends the seventh inning with a flourish.
by RedSoxFan6 June 13, 2011
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Floursmith

One who enjoys the sexual company of large woman - so large that various body parts are hard to distinguish from each other.

As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.
Dave: "Man, that guys a floursmith"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"
by Johnblan June 29, 2009
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Flourish

When a male masturbates and ejaculates into their hand, and then cavilierly tosses the ejaculate into the air, as if making an offering to the Gods.
I jacked off so hard to her pictures, I flourished all over the ceiling of my apartment.
by ElDudeAbides January 4, 2020
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Flourescent Mexican

The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
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Flourishion

A made up word that someone uses when trying to describe how something flourished. Typically used when the individual is put on the spot and feels the need to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are when describing a situation where something good or preferable occurred.
... Tommy was able to do that and make it come to flourishion the way he planned.
by Sabila May 9, 2019
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florasexual

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you
"she came out as a florasexual"
by cakepop April 20, 2014
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