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danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.
Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope
by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017
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Chloe flood

a fat slag who is an inbred she takes the piss out of people only because she has no friends except the horse on her gypsy

site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.
by FAT SLAG AND SKINNY SKET March 20, 2018
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Johnstown Flood

A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.

I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history
When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage

Try at your own risk!
by UPJ jack October 17, 2009
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Flooded

when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.
1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017
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Floof

Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.

v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.

In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".
by Cid SilverWing January 16, 2008
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New Flood

An anomaly resulted from an excess of memes and stupidity flooding a forum causing members to create a group to try and secure a haven for mischievous plots to be devised and shenanigans to be had. It is covered in bees. All your flood belongs to them.
http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/nooflood/Group/GroupHome.aspx

http://z4.invisionfree.com/New_Flood/index.php?act=idx

God damn New Flood
by Body fat September 29, 2008
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flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.
Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"
by ProfessorOak January 5, 2010
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