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Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.
Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”
by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018
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Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
by Nerezza January 21, 2009
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floodgate

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.
He choked because she caused a floodgate.
by Mr Rogers. November 26, 2010
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Floodgated

when haviing sex in the vagina , the girl pisses. When the dick is removed a floodgate happens
Man, midway throught she just floodgated me, it was wrong
by Blue D of the 3rd world December 17, 2009
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floodgate

A floodgate is a Yu-Gi-Oh card with a continuous effect that restricts one or both players from performing some action.
"Slifer the sky dragon is an overlooked floodgate because You can't summon low ATK monsters when he is on the field"
by deul monsters extraordinare February 18, 2024
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floorgate

A term coined by popular YouTube content creator Vaush meaning a political conspiracy that is incredibly ludicrous and unverifiable that the supposed flood of "evidence proving the conspiracy correct" consists of totally ordinary and mundane videos, images, or media that does nothing to prove the conspiracy correct.
Vaush (while looking at multiple Twitter posts of a completely average voting area from popular YouTube creator Steven Crowder): "What are they talking about? This is floorgate, people, it's floorgate.
by yeahthisisanaccount November 4, 2020
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Floodgating

Floodgating (Performing a FloodGate Attack) is a program-based attack in which the program will grab a victim's IP Address and flood it with multiple IP-based attacks. It is the compression of multiple attacks in one direct program, often guided by a website link. (The name comes from the large flood of attacks, as if opening a cyber floodgate and drowning the IP.)
Last night I hacked into this guy's account, and I saw a bunch of illegal photos. I floodgated him.
(Floodgating - to floodgate)
by nilrogram August 5, 2022
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