Floffle

when you have 3 fingers and you have one anus. You insert the fingers into the anus and wiggle them about. Whilst doing this you shout 'Floffle, Floffle, Floffe'

josss and himself floffle!!

by Gregg Maxwell August 28, 2008

Floffy

a smart intelligent person

steve jobs is a floffy

by trapped in a word March 24, 2011

flofreek

a strange being who will want to hide in a cupboard, under the floorboards or in a hole eating a cheese and onion pie. Usually, this being is found to be singing "happy birthday" while handing you an object it has picked up.
A fan of the moster rock band lordi.

"my god, i think i spy a flofreek"

by heebeegeebeee May 28, 2009

floffy

To describe an item of food to consistently be of an indescribable ingredient and texture throughout. The food item would be identified as being floff (noun).

Informal adjective.

I can't quite describe this cake, its nice but floffy.

by Safetyguy12345 May 16, 2021

floffice

Pronounced - "flaw" "fiss" Quite simply a floating office or a boat used exclusively as a work office. Generally used by the super rich, Drug lords, moguls and sultans who don't do their office work in traditional land based offices like the rest of us - they have floating offices that travel the world.

Tired of paying rent and dealing with the daily grind, John decided to give up his lease and opted to move his business into a floffice.

by TeddymoTas October 26, 2011

flofection

When a lax bro achieves the perfect state of flow. To achieve this state, it helps to wear high top nikes, high socks, a lacrosse pinnie, and carry around a lacrosse stick.

"Yo Brandford, it appears that you have achieved flofection."

"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax bros like myself."

by mtown dubz December 17, 2009

Floffy

when you die because a fat ape hit you with an eraser in the lower back. Your legs go floppy and bounce everywhere and you become floffy

Person 1: (Kills person 2)
Person 2: OH NO IM FLOFFY!
Person 1: MWHAHAHAHHA

by CoolioDumbo February 16, 2018