Flob 

Fat Whore who tends to be obsessed with herself. Thinks she knows EVERYBODY. Get's on alot of peoples nerves. Has at least ONE follower. Usually has an idol from 'Girls Of The Playboy Mansion'. Trys to be a plastic (eg. hair extensions, false nails, far too much make up, fake tan etc.)

"OMG! Look at that girl!"
"She's obviously such a Flob"

Flob by Oibagtr March 28, 2008

flob 

Wet fart. Pushing out a fart results in a little brown parcel in the back of your pants.

Oh Shit, I've flobbed

flob by mookamookaman October 2, 2006

Flob 

Combination of a Fat Slob

Yo who is dat over there?

Looks like a flob to me.

What's a flob?

A fat slob!

Lol!

Flob by jack a bee May 29, 2016

Flob 

sperm, spunk, Semen

I can't wait to get into my wanking pit and throw some flob over my thumb!

Flob by benmaye December 30, 2012

flob 

Short for "frontal lobotomy."

The terrorist was flobbed by the directed energy weapon before he could take any aggressive actions. Due to the hyper-efficient flobbing, the subject was rendered gentle and passive.

flob by Meerkat2040 April 12, 2005

FLOB 

An acronym which stands for, "Fluffy Loaf of Bread", a term used to describe fat people.

Dude look at that FLOB over there, he just finished his 11th piece of pizza. What a fat-ass.

FLOB by JAAHH February 28, 2011

Flob 

Decorative images surrounding a post on a forum. Usually used as extra coding to gain more currency.

The only reason they are so rich on this site is because they cheat, using flobs to enhance their post.

Flob by Miharu Kurokawa October 31, 2008