by Abcd Xyz 29207 May 20, 2023

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

A word to describe a mood where you are feeling pretty lazy and just want to chill out at home/at a friend's, and do nothing except watch movies/blog/eat etc.
"I think I'm just going to flob about today."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."
by Emotionally Charged Student February 21, 2013

by BENCHCULT May 22, 2020

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.
by 90's kid October 24, 2012

Flobbing is a word created by famous singer Adam Lambert. Flobbing is when you are drinking something with a straw while you are talking to someone and when you go in to take a sip without looking at your drink, you miss the straw. When this happens the straw usually pokes the side of your face or even your nose, which can be embarrassing for some.
Person: "Hey Adam, how did your date go? You didn't flob again, right?"
Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".
Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".
by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal July 18, 2020

A blob with a flower around there head is called a Flob but the petals are only 2 colours and is a patern example white pink white pink white pink
by shn87uuw July 10, 2022
