Horchata Float

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".

"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".

by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

I have the floating rock mentality!

Dude just fuck it F.R.M.

The F.R.M. Is the way to live

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

Flanty

To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs

I can't wait to get pure flanty

by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink

Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

floats your boat

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014

float trip

Once springtime hits in Missouri, it is time to take a float trip. This involves floating down a river in a canoe, raft, or inner tube. You pay a relatively cheap price for your floating device and then you're off! Most people fill up coolers with beer and shots and actually pay for a separate inner tube to use for floating the beverages. If you live anywhere in St. Louis, you've been on a float trip!

"Hey, let's get a group together for a float trip this weekend!"

by Tunsa May 2, 2008