flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat

Suzie says she's a vegetarian, but I saw her put bacon bits on her salad at lunch today; I think she's a flexitarian trying to pass for a veggie.

by juicy416 February 24, 2004

Flexitarian

A "Flexitarian" is a person who is a fake vegetarian... meaning they eat Fish & Chicken... but NO other meats. That shit is flexible. You're a flexitarian.

Taja ate chicken instead of a steak, and she wont ever eat steak as long as she is a FLEXITARIAN, nor pork.

by FilthyRichTaj February 4, 2013

Flexitarian

A fake vegetarian.

"Damn, all these flexitarians need to quit lying to themselves. They don't even deserve a title."

by Wiztch May 13, 2016

flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006

Bi-Flexitarian

A Bi-Flexitarian exercises their right to eat not only a regimented food lifestyle with some social exceptions but also will occasionally engage in "taboo" culinary choices.

My bi-flexitarian friend, who is mainly vegetarian with the exception of the odd chicken or fish meal, ordered a steak.

by ptrthecarguy January 25, 2011

Flexitarian

Someone who is vegetarian but somedays can be omnivorous.

-Hey Amandine are you vegetarian ?

-No, I'm flexitarian guys.

by innercircle December 31, 2018