flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

Flesh Spear

The biological male phallic member responsible for both procreating and brisk sexual encounters. The person who uses this term views their penis as a gift from God and a dangerous weapon used to deposit the good good in any orifice deemed suitable. It can be seen as protruding flesh when utilizing a codpiece.

After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.

by -Jman- May 18, 2021

Man-Flesh

The flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.

(Big orc sniffs the air)

Mauhúr: "What is it? What do you smell?"

Uglúk: "Man-flesh."

by liquifiedbread April 12, 2008

flesh of my flesh

A term used to describe one's children.

My son is flesh of my flesh

by ahmed ahmed ahmed July 4, 2007

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

flesh orbs

Slang for boobs, especially boobs that are magical.

She showed me her flesh orbs it was amazing.

by zacherzach July 3, 2018