Dick Flegm

The flegmmy sticky discharge that oozes of an std infested dick, just like when you have a cold and flegm oozes out your sinuses.

Dude he just shot me in the eye with his dick flegm!

by O sin Z 144 March 27, 2009

fleemaflu

Ninja warning cry of ambush.

Ninjas 1, 2, and 3: Ninjas 1 and 2 being good and Ninja 3 being evil.

(Ninja 3 is sneaking up on Ninja 1.)

Ninja 2: FLEEMAFLU!!!!!!!!

(Ninja 1 whirls around and takes Ninja 3 out.)

by Ninja 2 December 17, 2007

Fleamarket hoe

A cheap, disgusting, easily attainable girl that is dtf

Guy: You going to that party tonight dude?
Friend: Yeah bro, theres about to be so many fleamarket hoes there

by Grimeygang February 21, 2011

fleamale

A female inmate that has just arrived at prison. They are called this because their head isn't shaved and therefore can harbor all kinds of nasty little critters.

That fleamale is scratching her head. I bet she has lice!

by Derek Alexander Strong January 4, 2008

flematte

for use in scrabble

Flematte is a word

by myself October 21, 2003

Flegan

Like a Vegan, but with flowers. Someone who refuses to buy flowers as they see it as “plant murder”.

“Hey did bob get you some flowers for Valentine’s Day?”
“Nah he’s a flegan.”

by Makdawg0519 August 1, 2018

Fleeman

1. A person you would rather flee from than associate with.
2. A person who has fleas inhabiting his/her coochie

Don't hit that she's a fleeman!

But she does have some nice fleeman going on.

by Tio333 November 10, 2009