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flava crystals

The white crust of dried spit that gathers in the corners of ones mouth, a la Flava Flav.
Did you watch flavor of love last week? He had the flava crystals kickin!
by Chris Jke March 24, 2008
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flava gabe

noun:1. the man
noun:2. a person known by the shortened version of their full name that has their own style
Yo, did you see flava gabe rockin the tie-dye and tim boots?
by Gabriel April 17, 2005
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Flava Sava

(AKA) A Soul Patch. Facial hair grown just under the bottom lip.
Hey nice flava sava you got there.
by Jim Coltic November 19, 2006
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Flava Finger Slip

When your finger accidentally, or "accidentally", slips through the toilet paper while wiping your ass. The booty-hole should be caressed or penetrated. Often accompanied by a soft, yet gratified, giggle-moan.
My coworker exited the bathroom with a Cheshire smile after a Flava Finger Slip.
by ChawZed37 July 6, 2021
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flava flav

the most annoying rapper on the planet. not to mention ugly.
Someone needs to get rid of flava flav! Literacy rates in the world would rise 45%!
by beachbunny100 May 3, 2008
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Flava Drank

The forbidden nigger juice. Comes in various flavors (Grapealicious Grape, Auntie Jemima's Waffles, Chicken Stock, Basketball Orange, etc.) It's basically ghetto Kool-Aid with 100% Vitamin "G".
"My nigga, I am THIRSTY- let's roll downtown fo' some FLAVA DRANK!"
"F'sho niggz"
by Matt & Roger June 30, 2008
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Flava Flav

A one-time, long ago rapper Pubic Enemy--and current coon act who wears an oversized clock around his neck to remind every one what time it is--never explain the attachment or its symbolism.

His Vh1 TV performance is based on reciting two or three same-sounding sentences about getting 'close' to females who are actually more stupid than he is with names like Krazy, New York and Deelishis whose collective goal is producing more illegitimate mirror image selves--another example of--

cool-hip black folks who want to remind us how guilty we should feel since the end of slavery 150 years ago--so we can support and forgive their still-clinging, semi-illiterate admiration of gansta-lov'in culture.

Not be confused with the RedNeck--that perpetual sub-human group of honky-crackers proud of the red-soil southern roots, grits and confederate flag flying from their four-wheelers and Ford 150 pick-up trucks, complete with shot guns for killing deer, rabbits, coon, and all other unarmed, four legged creatures they slaughter daily before prayer time and Larry the Cable Guy.

Similarities of Rednecks and Flava Flavs include a love for their Mothers--or MotherFuckers when you consider their individual and collective ability teach their children anything of lasting value save more illegitimate children.
"Hey, Flava Flav, its time you paid child support...you fucking moron!"
by sj martin October 27, 2006
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