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Flatulmaniac

One who is obsessed with passing gas, especially at the expense of others.
"Hey do you smell that? Yeah I do, it was Shane he just crop dusted us. That guy seems to be a flatulmaniac"
by Siege>CoD June 17, 2020
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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.
by IRStinkee March 6, 2019
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Flatulicious

Flatulance with a simultaneously disgusting and yet delicious fragrance that only the person who passed the gas could appreciate. A fart that has a morbidly fetid aroma that could be compared to rotting flesh.
After someone ripped a noisy fart in the elevator all of the occupants agreed that it was flatulicious. The culprit commented "um,rich"
by StevieD May 17, 2007
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Flatulist

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.
"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."
by GristleMittens September 8, 2016
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flatulistic

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky
1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!
by J.Paul January 20, 2004
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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