Flapjacking

To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.

Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.

by flyinghorses January 3, 2011

Flabjacking

When two (2) or more obese individuals engage in coitus.

Angus and Gertrude were flabjacking all night so I couldn't get any sleep.

by skitz1o1 March 11, 2011

flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim

dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair

by dark crystal March 27, 2011

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

fatpacking

A type of adventure cycling using a bicycle with tyres three inches or wider, normally with saddle bags, frame bags and bar bags. A combination of back packing and fat biking.

I'm going on a fatpacking trip across Wales next week.

by Izikhulu June 1, 2016

fatpacking

when you pack a bag and it is overflowing

why are you fatpacking that bag

by jjslays147 July 11, 2018