fatbucker

The act of intercourse with a large tub of lard.

Timmy buys a large tub of lard at the grocery store and has a sudden urge to use it. Timmy has become a fatbucker.

by pro-noun August 25, 2011

flatcockers

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

by Southern Man February 1, 2006

Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flatback

When the the back of your hair is flat from the result of laying flat down on your back.

Look, that nigga got flatback.

by Bdog1438 June 15, 2020

Flatback

Someone who has a flatback as a result of laying on their back too much. Who are of a promiscious nature. Or simply, a female who is a sloppy, loose, trollup.

"man, that Deanna, she is such a flat back, I have seen her with 3 different guys this week!"

or

"Wow, why is he dating that flatback whore?"

by Elphaba. W. Witch August 5, 2008

flat backer

nasty girls with NO ass

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.

by Vinazza March 9, 2008

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004