Canopy Flashfuck

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"

by Blankerson September 13, 2011

Flashfuck

1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving.

2. A flashbang grenade.

"That wasn't even 5 mintues"
*door slams, man looks around confused*
"Was that a flashfuck?"

by Spartan A007 January 15, 2009