Self flaggelate

To beat your self up for an extended period of time

His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.

by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018

Flanguage

“Legend doth tell of said fulmineous cryptolect and the fabled phorminx of its fires.”

-Spaceman

Flanguage FLAYN-GWIDCH (noun)

-The pan-genre jam band “Flanguage” and their cult followers, “flans”.

-The musical language by which the universal mind communicates through all 12 dimensions.

-A state of mind entranced upon utter ecstatic melancholy.

-Anagram for the phrase, “fungal age”.

flanguage flanguage flanguage!

by Flani June 20, 2019

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

by fred_berg January 16, 2011

fragulate

Mistaking a person for someone else when they are directly behind you.

I fragulated - I thought you were my girlfriend, that's why I hugged you

by denelian June 1, 2011

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flangular fever

Term for when a woman has her period.

The poor girl is suffering from flangular fever!

by John Davey December 9, 2003

flanguage

the common practice of adding an 'f' in front of strategic words.

a quickly spreading frevolution, try it and you will most definitely become addicted

Wow, Adam..that was so fstupid of you.

"I love forange!!" says the fstupidiot.

by falice January 15, 2005