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What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010
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Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by RedDan69 March 28, 2011
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Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
by Kayleb August 20, 2005
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A mythical race of women from a far away planet that enjoy being really homosexual and playing the moog. A moog is an instrument for those of you who are confused. This race of people is not one that anyone would enjoy encountering. Once seen these women will have sex with you till you are no longer living or your penis explodes, whichever comes first.
When i was out on my space cruiser i had the worst time when i ran into the flaming vaginas from the planet moog. Luckily i only was forced to do it three times because my penis exploded.
by I.C. Weiner February 6, 2005
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Flamin' Mongrel

An expression used to show one disdain for another, or in other contexts, a sense of frustration. This phrase was most likely coined by Alf Stewart on the Australian TV series Home and Away.
Robbo is a flamin" mongrel. Did you hear what he did to Sheryl, gave her a black eye!

My car won't start, flamin' mongrel!
by Birdfly May 31, 2010
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jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".
by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011
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flamin' mongrel

a slang word of australian origin meaning complete dickhead or crook, other variations are: flamin-bloody-mongrel and bloody mongrel
get outa my bloody house ya flamin mongrel
by aussie boy April 23, 2005
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