flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim

dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair

by dark crystal March 27, 2011

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.

When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.

by Marko main May 13, 2015

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016

Flapjacking

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.

He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.

by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022