Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

flabdabidubiouslyrifficosis

flabdabidubiouslyrifficosis: the act of making bubble wrap pop.

little billy was flabdabidubiouslyriffing after he opened the package while on his rocking horse? ; flabdabidubiouslyrifficosis

by asdfghjkl8998 July 4, 2010

Flaballgable

A person who is has a meh reaction to everything

Jerrard remains flaballgable, to the news of his sister pregnant with his child

by flable May 29, 2021

Flandals

A combination of Flip-Flops and Sandals. Flip Flops with an ankle strap. Ugly anyway, but even worse when seen on males. In which case, they become 'Man Flandals'.

Ew, check out that dude! He's totally wearing Man Flandals!

by Kendikins August 23, 2005

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008