flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

flamascap

An unknown quantity of an unknown entity, usually used when the specific name of the item escapes you and the person you are speaking with, but you both know what was intended.

"Bring me that.. whozit.. whatzit.. flamascap thing!"

by beefly75 November 12, 2020

flabadacious

adj: Something flabadable

Q:is that Flabadacious Person a human/
A:Yes

by anonymous August 15, 2022

flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

flabadaba

Said when grabbing someones tummy fat and wiggling it.

*grabs tummy* 'flabadaba'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013