Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

flakalaka

A team-mate in a video-game who teamkills to take a weapon that one has picked up after the initial spawn.

I just picked up the sniper but as soon as I got it my teammate pulled a flakalaka on me.

by Luke Turner December 28, 2007

Flabpack

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.

Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P

by Kopulator April 12, 2010

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

flabalacious

A body part that is extremely jiggly and/or big.

“His butt is so flabalacious!” (As in jiggly)

Or

“That characters legs are flabalacious.” (As in big)

by Crabular June 9, 2024