Bitchuation

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.

Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

by eddiethemanlyman May 7, 2010

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Bitchuation

a situation in which a girl is being a bitch

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi

by little duckling April 18, 2011

Witchuation

A situation which warrants being a witch.

What we have here is a witchuation. That jackass pulled out in front of me!

by JulesBond April 19, 2018

fituation

A debacle caused by your blowing your top.

Da hot-headed Queen Of Hearts was always in a major fituation, as was anyone else who was unlucky enough to be present, since they would likely be in danger of losing their heads over da slightest error or uncomplimentary remark.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Bitchuation

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma

This is tough one...a real bitchuation.

by cranioDan11 May 12, 2021

kitchuationship

A relationship wherein two people are more than friends, but also more than friends-with-benefits. Kitchuationship implies much more romance and emotional intimacy than FWB, because the people involved (almost always) deeply care for eachother and see a lot of personality value beyond just hooking up. It's a genuine bond, with room for love in whatever degree it exists between them.

Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.

"They're in a kitchuationship, now. All she does is hang around his kitchen while they cook, kiss, and binge watch stuff together."

"Weren't they dating before tho?"

"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."

by Selestinianna November 6, 2023