Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

by jacofo November 11, 2009

Futched

to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get

"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."

by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010

Fitchet

aka "fitch", "fitchew", "polecat" (neither a cat nor a skunk). The fitchet is the wild animal (closely related to minks and weasels) from which the domesticated ferret was bred.

My ferrets were too nice, so I tied my estrus jill (female ferret) outside so that a local fitchet would impregnate her so she would produce some real good rabbit hunting offspring.

by Jill Hob July 15, 2009

Finched

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013

Finched

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

by Kiki1962 November 26, 2010

fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fritched

Noun. To totally destroy the inside of an ambulance.

That medic really fritched our ambulance up after that wreck last night.

by Glorified Ambulance Driver May 12, 2011