get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

Fisticated

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

Fistacated

When you are fisting a girl while wearing a tuxedo, remember to remove cuff links, or roll up the sleeves.

She could barely walk, after being fistacated for hours.

by PoeDogg November 10, 2018

socially distracted

A person addicted to social networks that has extreme difficulty to perform simple tasks such as talking to her/his partner, personal hygene, get grocery, eating, watching TV and sleeping.

I unfollowed my boyfriend because he is socially distracted.

by hermes2364 February 12, 2010