Oral Fistfuck

(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."

"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.

by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013

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Fistfucker

One who fistfucks.

You are one pathetic little fistfucker.

by i.e. July 15, 2007

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couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

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FishFucker69

The god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69:i fuck fishes
guy: wow

by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

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fistfucking

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.

To fist a fuck

by the fistfuck expert April 10, 2003

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Fish-fuck

Fish-fuck describes dirty, low-tide smelling, sunburnt, and otherwise white-trash fidiots, who spend most of their time drunk off cheap beer, chain smoking cigarrettes, and aboard a fishing "vessel" presumably fishing.
At least one fish-fuck is a self-proclaimed "captain," that one in particular ubtained the title: Captain Fish-Fuck.

Eric is such a fish-fuck... always.

by Matt Damon! June 11, 2006

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