fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019

Camp Finter

A place that middle-high school students (largely males) go to get high. It was burned down by the Keating Klan during the winter of 2006. The creators of Camp Finter are currently trying to rebuild it.

"Yo, let's get down to Camp Finter to blaze a doobie!"

by SUMMER TRIANGLE May 11, 2007

fisteldink

The act of inserting one's fist into another's anus while the recipient is urinating. The term is derived from a "distlefink," a small bird whose call often resembles the noise made by the recipient of a fisteldink.

Dave approached the urinal, dropped his trousers, and began to pee while Rahul fisteldinked him from behind.

by luv2fisteldink September 22, 2006

Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Finkelstein

concealing it in your bum

John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it

by Slayedem November 1, 2020

finkeldwarving

A man with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is very sweaty salty and hairy.

matt - Wow, that girl last night didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving."

nick- ew bro thats so gross

by Matthew nelson April 12, 2008

fintercourse

It is what your get when your a drunken fin engaging in sexual intercourse

Hey, look. It's Mike and Piddlekins. What are they doing...is that...is that Fintercourse?

by Coonetta October 13, 2006