3 finger salute

The act of signing off your work computer at the end of a work day by pressing control+alt+delete

Jesse- it's 4:59pm... Let's get the hell out of here!

Maria- I'm still working in this spreadsheet. Nahhh fuck it, im giving this computer the 3 finger salute.. Time to bounce!

"Still working on this spreadsheet. Nah, fuck it, Ima 3 finger salute this shit!"

by LetThatSinkIn February 17, 2015

two finger salute

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.

"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"

by the letter d November 13, 2007

4 Finger salute

People hold up four fingers to represent their deep affection and admiration for someone.

OMG Look at K2, I’m going to 4 finger salute him

by Skidaddle man April 11, 2022

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐

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......................,/¯..//

...................../..../ /

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........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\

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.........\.................\/..../

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..............\.............\

Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict October 14, 2011

one finger salute

what you give the police

I gave the pigs (police) the finger.

by nospeedtraps January 22, 2004

two finger salute

1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.

2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.

1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.

2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004

five finger salute

A hand shake done by two people that are really cool opening the palms of their hands and spreading their fingers, then slapping the back part of your hands together.

"Yo Stevie give me a five finger salute!" said Corey.

by cslapper August 22, 2009