fingerdip

When you accidentally dip your finger into poop when cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom.

Yesterday I had a fingerdip so bad I couldn't stop washing my hand for 10 minutes.

by George Ruiz December 22, 2007

Fingertip ping

When you see your brother jacking off and you join in

You lets fingertip ping

by Weenus September 7, 2016

FINGERDID

although sounding sexual it really meens no.

dude1: are you going to school tomorow?
dude2: FINGERDID! I'm skipping.

by Shadow A Myers March 3, 2005

fingertip grip

The gayest way to hold a mouse.

Guy 1: Hey, do you use a palm grip or a claw grip?

Guy 2: Neither actually,I use a fingertip grip.

Everyone who heard: faggot!

by sir buttsholez January 8, 2014

Foaming at the Fingertips

To be so enraged by an Internet personality, that one cannot wait to dash off a foully abusive, electronic missive.

That twat on www.wind_up_merchant.com had me so pissed off I started Foaming at the Fingertips.

by jonimethfan October 7, 2011

fingerdip

Post pandemic dipping your finger into another person's mouth and then licking your own finger.

Hey y'all they're lifting shelter at home restrictions tomorrow lets go to a restaurant and fingerdip.

by pleg1234 May 2, 2020

Fingerdinger

A penis.

WOW you have a HUGE fingerdinger!

by Songstress85 January 17, 2010