fifth of vodka

750 mL of vodka. Normal bottle size. It contain about 18 shots of vodka.drinking one of these would leave you belligerently drunk

"I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?"

by Thaking October 1, 2013

fifth

A fifth of a gallon of liquor. Technically it is around 757mL, but fifths are sold in bottles containing 750mL.

Terry was sippin' on his fifth of Taaka

by Terry Samson December 2, 2003

FIFA

A global money laundering operation posing as a governing body for football (soccer).

Even North Korea is less corrupt than FIFA

by markbriton May 31, 2015

Fifth Floor Club

Male GI club located in European countries where prostitution is legal. In multi-level brothels, the classiest, most expensive ho's are located on the first floor. The quality and price of the prostitutes decrease on each progressive floor, with the 5th floor containing the cheapest and stankest ho's.

Hans and Russell went to Frankfurt once a month and found the cheapest Ho's possible to maintain their membership in the Fifth Floor Club.

by Pete Crapia September 15, 2006

FIFA bullshit

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.

Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.

by easucks2020 September 2, 2020

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

by korozion November 9, 2008

FIFA aids

Being subject to EA's scripting, 90th minute goals and off sides that are clearly onside.

Wow, i've FIFA aids because i concede 90th minute goal!

by a rock not the rock July 28, 2014