Fiddle me Faddle

When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.

Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"

by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018

Fiddle Your Faddle

to masturbate

"Fiddle your faddle. It helps me fall asleep."

by lambofsquirrel September 21, 2012

fiddle with your faddle

never

arrr.

by unreal hippo dung July 17, 2003

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.

Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!

by peter griffin, jr. June 6, 2009