Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009

Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

fiddity

A mixture of whiskey and rock candy stored in a mason jar and used for medicinal purposes, especially in Appalachian states.

My Great-grandpa takes one tablespoon of fiddity every morning even though he is a teetotaler.

by REVROCK April 23, 2011

Fiddoodled

The act of being played like a "FIDDLE" while simultaneously getting "DOODLED" by your dog into giving it a snack.

She just "Fiddoodled" a cookie out of me so don't let her Fiddoodle one out of you.

by Quasar2012 October 6, 2010