avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019

Walk my fish

Telling someone that you are going to walk your fish is a nice way of saying you don't want to do something.

"Do you want to hang out?"

"Sorry, can't I need to walk my fish."

by toted August 11, 2018

I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."

"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023

Ain’t no fish inside

A very deep quote from our president Kim Namjoon

“Yo international armies”

“When you visit Korea”

“Plz eat boong-uh-bbang”

“It’s a fish bread but not fish bread”

“Ain’t no fish inside”

- Kim Namjoon

by Aintnofishinside69 February 2, 2019

sticky fish bowl

When a man ejaculates in a condom and then places it over his partner's head.

Man, I totally gave Theresa a sticky fish bowl last night!

by hahahahanope April 21, 2015

knock over the fishbowl

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.

Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011