Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
by please_accept_my_definition April 09, 2009
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Bro she totally got fender bendered, her ass is so fat now.
by almightyzae May 21, 2015
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Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.
“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender
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Fender Bender

taking "bumps" of cocaine off a guitar pick.
The baggie had a few grams of blow. Doug dipped the guitar pick into it and did a fender bender.
by Broham802280 November 20, 2007
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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
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philly fender bender

The act of two males having sex with two girls in doggy style, with the two girls facing each other. Upon signal, the two males thrust hard so the females faces smash together.
Yo... see that girl with no teeth, she got a philly fender bender last night
by Donkeypunchinc. November 30, 2015
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