by sp00ky May 14, 2004
Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.
It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.
Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.
So there you go.
God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.
Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.
So there you go.
God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
by Laurie August 23, 2004
by me September 06, 2003
A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.
This shot MUST be drank thru a straw
this is a modification on the bukake shot.
This shot MUST be drank thru a straw
this is a modification on the bukake shot.
by putyercapeon August 06, 2009
by nell August 11, 2004
by grotsky September 09, 2005
1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.
2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.
3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.
3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
by crackotfige January 08, 2005