Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006

Fed Ex

A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.

"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"

by plowerranger November 15, 2009

Fed-Ex

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

by Myjohnsonsmagic December 10, 2008

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 01, 2010

Fed-Ex

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

by catfight12 January 08, 2009

Fed Ex

A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover

That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.

by MSG November 17, 2006

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 20, 2009