Fecalphelia

the obsession with fecal matter and oderous eminations from ones ass.

this webmaster is a fecalpheliac.

by JED ANDERSON January 15, 2004

faecalphiliac

The scientific definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who has a sexual fetish for human excrement.

"Gary craves to lick the shite from your arse" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

by azkaged November 16, 2013

Fecalphilia

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

Fedaphile

a short snake like person that works for a corrupt goverment official and uses an EM Mind Machine on American citizens and touches little children through there victims mind.

stop rapping me with your codename "bee".Get out of my anus and stop molesting American people: You fedaphile !!!!

by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

fetaphile

One who loves feta cheese and any foods which include it. Most Greek people can be considered fetaphiles.

George is a real fetaphile... he eats everything with a big chunk of feta cheese on the side.

by ritmaz August 9, 2008

Fecalphelia

An irrational obsession with the humor in excrement, including accompanying flatulence.

My brother has a very severe case of fecalphelia!

by Noone August 21, 2003