faecalphiliac 

The scientific definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who has a sexual fetish for human excrement.

"Gary craves to lick the shite from your arse" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

faecalphiliac by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

fecaphiliac 

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

fecaphiliac by azkaged November 16, 2013

Fecalphilia 

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

Fecalphilia by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

Fecalphelia 

An irrational obsession with the humor in excrement, including accompanying flatulence.

My brother has a very severe case of fecalphelia!

Fecalphelia by Noone August 21, 2003

fetalpheliac 

Generally creepy people obsessed with fetuses, they like talking about abortion, even with people they barely know. Often seen wearing T-shirts listing how many unborn babies there have been. They may have pointless stickers on their car on the subject. Some even devote arts and crafts time to making posters depicting abortion. Many don't have children of their own. In extreme cases they murder doctors, or downtrodden women.

Sorry I am late, there was a fetalpheliac interrupting traffic yelling & showing people some of his garish artwork.

fetalpheliac by Dmoney75 March 1, 2014