Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

febreezing a trashcan

An idiom describing an unpleasant activity that someone pretends is tolerable for the sake of productivity.

"Julia tried to put on a kind face, but everyone knew how she truly felt about the situation; she may as well have been febreezing a trashcan."

by TwinInDisguise May 24, 2018

nigga febreeze

similar to "nigga please"

nigga febreeze, I don't play dat shit.

heeyeah.

by bubbajones September 16, 2005

Febreeze Fairy

When your spraying febreeze in a sweeping motion over a room after smoking a joint.its like your spreading stardust,of smell.

joe had to be the febreeze fairy on the way out of my room cause he was the last one out after smoking a joint.
totally like that

by him sim domsa dophalus August 5, 2010

Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound

P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze

by KidMagic06 June 1, 2018

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004