Fartfight

When you're on a plane and the person next to you farts, then you fart in retaliation. Then the fartfight begins.

On my flight the guy next to droped a silent one and pretended it wasn't him so I popped off my own and the fartfight began.

by Spiderface96 March 15, 2015

Fartlighting

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

by just like honey January 8, 2021

Fortnight

A fortnight is another word for 2 weeks.

Greg: Hey, I heard it took Brian a fortnight to get 50 dollars for his chores!

by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018

fartknights

An elite group of people who try to rid the world of smelly people such as frankie and frankies dad. It's ranks consist of over 10 members, each from their own backround and origin. Every halloween they come together once again to launch an all out assault on the smelly people.

We are the Fartknights we came to save you all!!!

by michael butler April 6, 2004

Fortnight

A game that is typically played by boys who has no life. This game is for boys that cannot get a girl and if they do have a girl they pay more attention to the game rather than their girlfriend. Also boys who play this game alway posts their win on Snapchat even though most people don’t give a shit.

Boy :Hey im about to play fortnight ttyl
Girl : whatever your always playing that stupid game bye .

by Bash.43 March 10, 2018

fortnight

The way retards spell the game Fortnite who typically watch Ali-A VICTORY ROYALE NO KILLS CHALLENGE! and whose parents bought them an xbox just so they can play Fortnite. They will typically be the 4th rando in your squad when you're running an awkward trio with your friends because your dumbass forth had to eat dinner. They usually have under 100 gamerpoints and don't own any other games.

This broke boi in the Ali-A comment section said, "fortnight"

by Baby Shrek March 17, 2018

fortnight

1. A night wherein, a multitude of Forts are made and used.
2. An old english term meaning a long period of time, or two weeks.

I haven't had a fortnight in a fortnight.

by L-7 Weenie September 11, 2006