fauxerity

Lacking sincerity.
A person may try to sound like they care or are interested in something you have confided but it is fake sincerity.

Me "I have been sick for days."
Them "Oh my, that sucks!" they say with fauxerity and they continue on by talking about themselves " OMG, I had to wear dirty socks today! I had to stay late at work. I...I...Me...Me...Me..."
That person has a bad case of fauxerity!

by bsideco April 22, 2011

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

fauxternal

When twins say they're fraternal but you still can't tell them apart.

Micah and JT are adults now and for as long as I've known my nephews, I still struggle to tell them apart. They say they're fraternal but I saw they're fauxternal.

by Ch!ckMagnet July 20, 2018

fauxtercycle

A scooter or low-end motorcycle, usually referred to in relation to the overzealous asshole driving it as if it were a real bike.

Look at that idiot cutting lanes on his fauxtercycle!

by LiteralMisuse January 9, 2019

fauxdercoat

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.

I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.

by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021

fauxmergency

A request accompanied with a demand for immediate action when the subject matter of the request isn't truly deserving of immediate action.

His boss was known for demanding immediate action on projects that turned out to be a fauxmergency.

by DallasJV January 5, 2010

fauxterboat

the act of placing one's head in such a position for photographs that may lead someone to believe that person A is motorboating person B, when in fact there is no physical contact between the two parties.

My mom was upset when she saw a picture of me fauxterboating (verb) Sue because she thought I was making a bad drunken decision and these pictures would eventually come back to haunt me.

by A Train 2285 June 17, 2009