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Fangirl Attack

When you are fangirling so hard you stop breathing.
OMG I TOOK THIS QUIZ AND IT SAID ME AND MICHAEL CLIFFORD ARE A PERFECT MATCH!!!!! I think i'm having a fangirl attack!!! (Dies because stops breathing)
Fangirl Attack by OMG5SOS December 28, 2014

Pessidog fangirl 

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

Fangirl Dragon 

A motion in which you exhale loudly and/or make dinosaur noises. It should slightly resemble a dragon if you are doing it correctly. You do the fangirl dragon when you see something incredibly cute and as a result, are freaking out about how cute it is. Therefore, you do the fangirl dragon.
(You are watching TV and your favorite couple finally kisses)
(You start flailing your arms and exhaling like a dragon breathing out fire.)
Mom: What are you doing?
Fangirl: Fangirl Dragon-ing......and dying of cuteness....
Fangirl Dragon by Alena;) November 11, 2012

fangirl fodder 

The term that guys use when talking about cosplaying certain anime, video game, or movie characters that have a really heavy fangirl base just to pick up said fangirls at conventions.
"Hey Joe, have you decided what character you wanted to go as?"
"Yeah, I think I am going as Sesshomaru from Inuyasha. I'll definately get some action!"
"So...you're essentially going as fangirl fodder?"
".....yes."

Fat Girl Ketchup 

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community
Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup
Fat Girl Ketchup by DonRon August 11, 2010

Fangirlication 

To educate one on how to be a fangirl.

Introduce someone to the world of fangirls. #thefeels
Girl 1: OMC I LOVE SH AND JW. THEY'RE MY FAV OTP.
Girl 2: ....What? otp? I don't understand..
Girl 1: You need a fangirlication.