by Skizz October 03, 2004
A large to extremely large woman/lady/girl whom usually tries to claim that she's one of the one in one hundred who actually do have glandular problems while eating a big mac and a small bucket of fench fries. They are usually whiny and obsessive, and tend to stalk normal human beings for long periods of time hoping that the person in question will start to give a rats ass about her.
1) The Fat Chicks following me again, will she go away if i give her some Doritos?
2) Fat Chicks need love to.
2) Fat Chicks need love to.
by Heyzeuse August 23, 2005
Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"
Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
by dave2008 March 22, 2008
A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 03, 2010
Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdff June 02, 2008
by Codename: L November 05, 2006
by salimis December 19, 2005