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Fat Chick

The dark shame in every guys past. We've all made the mistake.
"Dude, I cant believe you fucked a fat chick."

"Fuck you, you've done it before"

"Oh yeah"
by Skizz October 3, 2004
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fat chick

A large to extremely large woman/lady/girl whom usually tries to claim that she's one of the one in one hundred who actually do have glandular problems while eating a big mac and a small bucket of fench fries. They are usually whiny and obsessive, and tend to stalk normal human beings for long periods of time hoping that the person in question will start to give a rats ass about her.
1) The Fat Chicks following me again, will she go away if i give her some Doritos?

2) Fat Chicks need love to.
by Heyzeuse September 16, 2005
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fat chick

The most sexually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embarassed to admit it.
Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"

Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
by dave2008 March 22, 2008
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The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010
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fat chick

A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.
Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
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Fat Chick

"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone
by Codename: L November 5, 2006
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fat chick

they need love too
they just have to pay for it
how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)
by salimis December 28, 2005
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