Fartneek

A person who is a Fatneek that farts a lot. Usually they will cup their farts and waft them into your mouth.

Keith: Oh my god dude. That girl over there stinks of shit.
Kevin: Oh yeah wow, she's a proper fartneek.
Keith: Holy shit, she's wafting it all around her. Let's get away from here ASAP.

by Fartneek February 12, 2023

Fartnesia

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.

'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'

by obiwanshinobistrikesback January 14, 2010

fartner

the noise made from the body suction of two naked people lying on top of one another sounding similar to flatulence noise

We were getting ready to have sex and then our bodies created a fartner

by johnnypow April 20, 2008

FARTNECK

When a female is on her back and giving a blowjob/being fucked in the mouth and the males asshole is nearly touching the females neck and double release of sperm and flatulence occurs simultanously.

While fucking that girls mouth and farting on her throat giving her a fartneck. Most easily achieved using a bed with a headboard to get the right angles.

by D.A. SMITH March 29, 2008

fartnett

slang for Josh Hartnett

i.e. 'I freaking hate Fartnett'
or 'Oh, how i love that Fartnett!'

by Allison January 30, 2004

Fartnamy

Fart•nam•y (Verb)

Farting in harmony, creating a short song with your farts.

Originated from the cartoon Bob's Burgers (Season 6 Episode 14)

During a sleepover, Jacob and Keith created great fartnamy.

by AshyBBoom June 14, 2017

fartemis

A great giant peach that tumbles whenevr it hears the word 'novocaine'. It often has cats like 'stinky' and enjoys the sound of tea being poured into a doctor's armpit.

'I'll have 20 kg of Fartemis thank you very much. Not to cook, but to look at.'

by NitsaTsel November 12, 2017