fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011

fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

fatisha juicy cake

Someone with a big ass

Bro look at her fatisha juicy cake

by Dummythick223 May 12, 2020