Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

Futilize

To consume something in a wasteful way, to waste something, or find a useless or ineffective use for something

Our management team is fully futilized in meetings today to discover why our management team doesn't see the value of our daily mangement team meetings.

by FortyForMagnum September 25, 2010

Fertilizer

A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.

"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."

by K-Why August 28, 2007

invetro fertilization

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.

Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring

by Mdlily February 2, 2009

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003