Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

Fuck fart

1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.

Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

fuck fart

In the sexual act of anal sex the person farts on the other person

we were doing anal and she fuck farted on me

by JohnnyVolume February 9, 2007

fuck-fart

A flatulent resulting from trapped air, which enters a sexual orifice durring vigorous intercourse, escapes durring copulation.

I pounded that ass so fast, it let the loudest fuck-fart I'd ever heard!

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

Fuck Fart

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.

Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

by andy1 September 6, 2005

ass fuck fart

when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole

i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night

by ass fucker as April 3, 2010