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the art of choosing a specific girl or boy who has the potential to become really attractive in a few years. they may have a nice cute face but no body thus he or she mite need time to develop. you must be friend them and plant your quote on quote "seeds" on the particular person. thus when they bloom or aka are ready to crop you are the first choice because you were emotionally attach to them during the development stage ...

Not every person can be farm system, it all the depends on the the person if there body for example is skinny and has no breast or ass the extra weight that mother nature puts on during the next years filling her body out giving her descent size breast and but along with her cute face you'll have one hot mama ready to be taken to the festival ...

most likely used on high school freshmen and ends around junior to senior year ...
That girl can be Farm-system.

I'm going to farm system her and then I'll tap that ass afterward..

she will be my wifely in a few years after shes farm-system properly.
by athrunzala September 12, 2009
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Farm Strong

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Strength acquired through farm labor and/or residence in rural country. Often used during sports commentary, self-praise, and as a pick up line used on the speaker's sister.
"A: Did you hear Matt Hughes used to play catch with pig testicles?

B: Hey, don't talk smack about Matt. He's Farm Strong, dammit!"
by The Bullshido Crew June 28, 2008
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Fleet Farm South

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The name of the shitty strip joint just south of Fleet Farm.
Derek wanted to go blind for several hours so he decided to go to Fleet Farm South.
by BloodofShine July 29, 2016
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Used in massively multiplayer online games, to have something on "farm status" means that the guild or group of players involved have mastered a particular encounter. It indicates that there is no challenge in the fight, and that the participants expect to easily win and get loot.
"How many attempts do you think it will take us to kill ragnaros?"
"Just one, we have him on farm status"
by Cyphern January 9, 2006
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1) One who sexually participates with animals associated with a farm environment.
2) Taking part in an orgy including animals.
The hick has a liking for farm sex.
by your bitch October 30, 2003
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No Post-farm September

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some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)
a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo
by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022
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Cunt Farm Subsidies

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Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.
I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011
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