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Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.
by hento March 10, 2009
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Fapperoni and Cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you
by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017
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fapper

John is such a fapper. When is the last time he left his room?
by Kassi September 27, 2005
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Fappertastic

Word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..
by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010
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cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn
Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper
by anon2014 September 21, 2010
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lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
by Robert Himler November 3, 2013
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Fappernicking

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.
by FreshCum November 3, 2016
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