faunch

Faunch: verb, meaning to rage and storm, to fight against fate. "Faunching at the bit" implies waiting in nervous agitation and impatience, like a wild horse that is fighting against a harness. Probably derives from Irish "fonn taodach" - to quote Daniel Cassidy's book, "How the Irish Invented Slang" (p.139) "an impulsive frame of mind, jittery excitation, a fierce humor", taodach meaning "excited, fidgety, quick-tempered." (Cassidy's entry was not defining "faunch", but "fantod." I made the leap myself.

I was faunching at the bit to drive my uncle's new Mustang.

by The Real Deej January 12, 2008

Fancher

Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.

I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!

by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019

fanch

an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.

"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"

by James John August 27, 2006

Fancharacter

A made up character based on a character in a book, movie, or T.V show. Sometimes, a fancharacter could be made without any relations to a character already existing.

My fancharacter Speedy.
Name:Speedy
Age:14
Species:Hedgehog
Based on:Sonic the Hedgehog

by Kimberly Perez September 30, 2006

fanchasize

having a terry fancher-like fantasy; may cause: convulsions, heavy breathing, sweating, peeing in the sink, childish fits of "the giggles" at the site of boob, and could eventually lead to extreme gayness

As he fanchasized about the girl, he shreaked with delight.

by Zo, Clay, Carl, Brent, and Wes April 5, 2003

fauchald

Often referred to as a fag. Common slang for men loving threesomes or foursomes with other men.

"You fucking fauchald!"
"Wanna join a fauchald?"

by mrlova9999 January 26, 2009

Fauchard

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.

Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011