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Falk

A Verb. A contraction, or a blending of the verbs 'to talk', and 'to f*ck'.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.
I can't wait to falk with you!
I love the way you Falk with/to me!
by sonni hopkins November 21, 2006
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Falked

The past tense of 'falking'. Facebook + stalked.
by Alienne April 24, 2010
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falking

val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"
by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010
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Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.
"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!
by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010
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The Falk

Where you steal a helicopter, go to a hover 200 Ft above an important location, strip naked and tie a noose around your neck, and jump out.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mike? He fucking sent it and pulled the Falk!
by Snoweasel June 19, 2020
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Falk

we are falk
falk is us
falk is what, all of us, deep inside- are
we are falk
i am falk
you are falk
everything is falk
from the dawn of this universe
to the end
we are falk
Falk is not a not only one man but its everyone falk is the people

"The falkists believe that everyone and everything is composed of a single entity- falk"
everyone
because everyone is falk deep down
they just dont know it yet
by Falk is me February 3, 2022
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Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.
Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.
by Panda Handz December 13, 2010
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