falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

by reprobate June 17, 2008

Falafel

One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3

Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

Falafelitis

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.

19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis

by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009

falafel

A Very strange and amusing word for absolutly no reason.

Mike: Dude im so bored want to play video games?
Will: Falafel
Mike: what???

by Chinese Santa January 17, 2017

Falafelled

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.

Also see Humassed

Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Joe: We getting falafelled?
Sean: Hells yeah!

by SS Wilson November 9, 2008

Falafel

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

by littlebrowngirl March 27, 2015

falafel

n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.

Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?

by Urban-o-meter March 13, 2011